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KAISE WIFE HO?

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AISI APNE WIFE HO, 5.5 JESKI HIGHT HO, JEANS JiSKI TIGHT HO, CHEhRA JESKI BRIGHT HO, WEIGHT MAIN THODI si LIGHT HO, UMER MAIN THODI SE SLIGHT HO, THODISe WO QUITE HO, BHID MAIN CHALE TO SAB KAHEN SIDE HO SIDE HO, INDIA KI PAIDESH HO, SAS KE SEVA JISKE KHWAHISH HO, DINNER CANDLE LIGHT HO, DONO MAIN KABHI NA FIGHT HO, MILNE KE BAAD DIL DELIGHT HO, HEY PRABHU TERI ARCHaNA USKI LIFE HO

K'S Autobiography

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I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF ENGLISH ALPHABET ‘K’ TO OUR COUNTRY.PEOPLE THINK THAT LETTER ‘K’ IS LUCKY FOR BOLLYWOOD ONLY BUT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED TO KNOW THAT K IS LUCKY FOR INDIA.’K’ ACHIEVEMENTS IN VARIOUS FIELDS ARE AS FOLLOWS ROMANCE FIRSTLY ROMANCE,LOVE ALWAYS STARTS WITH A LETTER KISS WHERE KISS STARTS WITH ‘K’. STATES THE STATES OF INDIA WHICH START WITH LETTER ‘K’ ARE DEVELOPED,CULTURIZED & LIBERATE STATES THEY ARE KERALA & KARNATAKA HISTORY THE GREAT KING ASOKA CHANGED HIS LIFE AFTER BATLING IN ‘KALINGA’(RENAMED ORISSA),KALINGA STARTS WITH LETTER ‘K’ WHICH CHANGED CHAND ASHOK TO BUDDH ASHOK INDIA’s TOP & BOTTOM INTERESTING FACT IS INDIA’s TOP & BOTTOM STARTS WITH ‘K’ .THEY ARE KANYAKUMARI & KASHMIR. GOD’s LORD KRISHNA AVATAR OF LORD VISHNU ALSO STARTS WITH LETTER ’K’.OTHER NAMES OF LORD KRISHNA WHICH ARE POPULAR ARE KISHAN & KANHAIYA ALSO STARTS WITH LETTER ‘K’.KRISHNA’S ENEMIES KANSH,KALIMARDHINA ALSO STARTS WITH K i.e KURUKSHETRA

Lotion to Tension

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THE MOMENT YOU ARE IN TENSION YOU LOOSE YOUR ATTENTION YOU ARE IN TOTAL CONFUSION & YOU WILL FEEL IRRATATION THEN YOU SPOIL PERSONAL RELATION ULTIMATELY YOU WON’T GET CO-OPERATION & YOU ALSO HAVE TO MAKE MEDITATION INSTEAD UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION DO THINK ABOUT SOLOUTION MATTERS CAN BE SOLVED BY DISCUSSION IT’S MY SUGGESTION FOR YOUR PREVENTION UNDERSTAND MY INTENTION & SAY BYE TO TENSION

100 mostly used abbreviations(full forms) across daily life

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1. HDFC-Housing Development Finance Corporation 2. ICICI-Industrial Credit & Investment Corporation of India 3. ONGC-Oil & Natural Gas Corporation 4. HSBC-Hong Kong & Shanghai Banking Corporation 5. IBP-Indian British Petroleum 6. IFFCO-Indian Farmers Fertiliser Cooperative 7. UNICEF-United Nations Children's Fund (it was formerly United Nations 8. International Children's Emergency) 9. CRY-Child Relief & You 10. IDBI-Industrial Development Bank of India 11. BARC-Bhabha Atomic Research Centre 12. MBBS-Bachelor of Medicine; Bachelor of Surgery 13. PhD-Doctor of Philosophy 14. SAP-System analysis and program 15. DLF-Darbari Lal Foundation Limited 16. GPRS-General Packet Radio Service 17. GSM-Global System for Mobile Communications 18. CDMA-Code Division Multiple Access 19. IVRS-Interactive Voice Response System 20. BMW-Bavarian Motor Works 21. ATM-Automated Teller Machine 22. AIDS-Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome 23. AM-Ante Meridian 24. PM-Post Meridian 25. ASC

Quotations for Blood Motivation.

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1. Motivator clears the clouds and dis beliefs. 2. Blood Donation Motivation is relentless and Godly spirit. 3. Motivator crystallizes the joy of giving in Donor. 4. Basics of Blood Sciences are a pre-requisite for effective communication and motivation. 5. Be a Blood Donor-Feel Proud and privileged. 6. Every tomorrow’s emergency is fulfilled by Blood Donation today. 7. Motivators are roots of Blood Donation tree – Donors are fruits. 8. Motivator breaks the Ace of fear and psychosis. 9. Among all living beings NOBLEST is human being .Among all donation NOBLEST is blood donation. 10. Blood Donation Motivation is a social responsibility. 11. Seed a thought of Motivation, fruits are phenomenal. 12. To reach 100 % voluntary Blood Donation. Be a part of Divine chain of Blood Donation Motivators. 13. Safe and sufficient availability of Blood is ultimate goal of motivation. 14. Determined, Dedicated, Disciplined efforts by motivator never go in vain. 15. Surveillance of usage of Blood

Blood-The Divine Drop

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Man has conquered space and done many unbelievable things, but till now he is able to find out the substitute for human blood. Blood is a substance so precious that it cannot be fabricated despite all our technology and wealth. Source of blood is from human beings only . Blood donation is an act of kindness with two way benefits. It’s healthy for the donor and it can save the life of the patient. Blood is one of life’s most precious fluids. If you don’t have enough than you or a loved one can die. So donate blood to such an extent that there is no scarcity. Donating blood is about an hour of you time but for the recipient it may mean their life!. Every drop of water builds an ocean in the same way drop of blood saves life .Blood which is a gift of life. Every drop of blood creates difference .This is our world and we shall share the source of life that is blood. In our country, we have many states, many cultures, many languages, many politics and religions but only one river of lif

CDMA vs GSM

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CDMA -Code Divison Multple Access GSM-Global System for Mobile Communication Advantages of CDMA:- 1.Increased cellular communications security. 2.Simultaneous conversations. 3.Increased efficiency, meaning that the carrier can serve more subscribers. 4.Low power requirements and little cell-to-cell coordination needed by operators. 5.Extended reach - beneficial to rural users situated far from cells. Disadvantages of CDMA:- 1.Due to its proprietary nature, all of CDMA's flaws are not known to the engineering community. 2.CDMA is relatively new, and the network is not as mature as GSM. 3.CDMA cannot offer international roaming, a large GSM advantage. GSM Advantages of GSM:- 1.GSM is already used worldwide with over 450 million subscribers. 2.International roaming permits subscribers to use one phone throughout Western Europe. 3. CDMA will work in Asia, but not France, Germany, the U.K. and other popular European destinations. 4.GSM is mature, having started in the mid-80s. This matu

Online Death

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Has Everyone wondered what happens to our email account after death .Almost everyone has got an email id.This email id is online personna of an individual.A person needs a email id such as roti,kapda and makan .Email id is also essential for creation of your account in social networking sites such as facebook and orkut etc. Yahoo(Yet Another Hierarchichal Officious Oracle ) deletes the account of person on the production of death certificate .On reciept of death cerificate the persons yahoo account is erased from their server.Coming to Google one of the largest internet service provider does not delete ur account but deactivates ur account.By doing this one can access legal documents,files and folders just by contacting with Google whenever needed.The account is activated only by snail mail or fax with google. Now coming to Social Networking sites, e-mail is one thing, social network is another ballgame altogether. In fact, many smaller social networks do not have a

Kites-Story

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Source:-Yahoo It's climax is whipping up news for the high soaring 'Kites', which graces cinema screens soon. After the incessant hype over the Hrithik Roshan and Barbara Mori bond and their sparkling screen chemistry which has generated reams of newsprint… word about the conclusion of 'Kites' has crept out. Reportedly, Roshan Jr. and Mori, jump off a cliff in 'Kites' and end their romantic tangle! Says a close source, "In the film, Hrithik and Barbara who play lovers are being chased both, by the cops and the mafia. They have no choice but to end their lives." Kangna Ranaut enacts a pivotal part in the Anurag Basu helmed flick ("she doesn't die in the film and nothing happens to her") and the movie makers want to win all the sympathy votes for their super lead pair. The tragic finale, hopes to cash in on the success fetched by 'Ek Duuje Ke Liye' and 'Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak,' both famed for their teary endings. Guess,

How to Create strong password

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I conduct pretty much all of my business online. I use a dozen different web applications on a daily basis. I rely on these tools to get my work done, which makes it absolutely crucial that I do everything I can to protect my information. I do my best to find trustworthy applications, but in the end, some of my security comes down to something I do for myself — choosing good passwords. A good password has to balance security with our ability to remember it, because minimizing the number of places that a password is written down or otherwise recorded is a good idea. It’s a tough line — the most memorable passwords are the easiest to crack, while the most secure are a jumble of characters that are impossible to recall. But there are some steps you can take to create a reasonably secure password that you’re less likely to forget. 1. Forget about amusing passwords. Among the most common passwords are those that seem to amuse the person creating them — there are plenty that use profanity

Truth about Indian Media

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Indian Media regards itself as the most impartial,most unracial media in the world.But the recent coverages of Indian Media has made me to think twice before coming to conclusion. The coverage of 26/11 recieved many applauds over Indian Communities,Government and International Organisations.Now it seems that these applauds are gone in vain Recent coverages of Indian Media are in a all time low.Now the ongoing big events and news is IPL(Indian Premier League),Sania Mirza -Shoaib Malik wedding and naxal menance.News Channels are covering IPL and wedding of Tennis-Cricket stars than naxal menance .Does anybody now that naxals have killed 85 CRPF jawans(Central Reserve Paramilitary Forces).Naxalism which is extremism, and it is one of the biggest epidemic to India's growing economy.It is very sad that channels have special programmes,special telecasts for Indian Paisa League and Shoaib-Sania wedding and have least importance on hot burning topic.Let me give u another example in

Best Of the Best

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BEST TEACHER EXPERIENCE BEST STUDENT ATTEMPT BEST BOOK LIFE BEST FRIEND PRAISE BEST LESSON PATIENCE BEST SPORT DUTY BEST DRESS SMILE BEST SHELTER TRUTH BEST MEDICINE LAUGHTER BEST MANNER COURTESY BEST HOBBY SERVICE BEST RELIGION HUMANITY BEST RELATION LOVE BEST INSURANCE GOOD DEEDS

Quotes by Me

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1) LUXURY IS THE DOOR OF LAZINESS 2) WAKE UP BEFORE SUNRISES BUT SLEEP AFTER SUNSETS 3) THE WORLD FOLLOWS ON A SIMPLE PRINCIPAL PERFORM OR PERISH 4) MAY THE F MAKE YOUR LIFE FILLED WITH HAPPINESS(F-FRIENDS & FAMILY) 5) HANDS THAT COME FORWARD TO HELP ARE MORE PRECIOUS THAN EYES THAT PRAY 6) YOU CHERISH YOUR SWEET MEMORIES IN SADNESS AND FORGET THEM IN HAPPINESS 7) NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU ARE YOUR IDENTITY CAN BE KNOWN TO THE WORLD BY YOUR FRIENDS 8) STYLE IS THE DRESS OF THOUGHT & FRIEND IS THE DRESS OF HELP 9) A FRIEND’S FROWN IS BETTER THAN FOOL’S SMILE 10) A STILL WATER RUNS DEEP WHILE A FRIEND’S WORDS COME FROM HEART DEEP 11) IT IS EASY TO FORGIVE AN ENEMY THAN TO MAKE GOOD FRIEND 12) THERE ARE 3 GOOD COMPANIONS IN LIFE THEY ARE OLD FRIEND,SPOUSE, READY MONEY 13) A TRUE FRIEND IS ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN WORLD WALKS OUT 14) A FRIEND IS ONE WHO CORRECTS YOUR MISTAKES 15) FRIEND-FOREVER READY IN ENDEAVOURING TO NEEDS OF THE DEAR ONES 16) IF YOU HAVE ATLEAST 5 TRUE F

The inside scoop on Lehman's collapse

source:Indian Express Finance A literary genre to emerge from the financial crisis is the Big Bank Biography, led by "The Partnership," Charles Ellis' history of Goldman Sachs, and several tales of the end of Bear Stearns & Co. Add to this list Vicky Ward's "The Devil's Casino," an inside account of the egos and rivalries that guided Lehman Brothers from the 1980s to its catastrophic end in 2008. The story couldn't be more timely, coming as investigations allege gory new details of its fall such as how top executives hid borrowing. Ward's book is rich on details, like CEO Dick Fuld's aversion to Casual Friday (the end of Western Civilization, as he saw it) but almost empty on the firm's storied first 100 years. As Ward, a contributing editor at Vanity Fair, explains, that story has been told elsewhere. Her book takes off from 50 pages of an official history that was commissioned by the firm in 2003. The pages were never published beca

Truths of Life

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STYLE IS THE DRESS OF THOUGHT LANGUAGE IS THE DRESS OF MIND & SOUL PEN IS THE TONGUE OF MIND KNOWLEDGE IS THE SOUL OF THE MIND LEISURE IS THE MOTHER OF PHILOSOPHY WHILE PHILOSOPHY IS NOT DOCTORINES BUT ACTIVITY ALL MEN ARE POETS AT HEART SINCE GREAT THOUGHTS COME FROM HEART TEARS ARE THE SILENT LANGUAGE OF GRIEF WHILE CURE FOR GRIEF IS ACTION HUNGER LEADS TO ANGER & ANGER IS NOTHING BUT BRIEF MADNESS FOLLY OF A MAN IS FORTUNE TO ANOTHER SINCE FORTUNE BUT NOT WISDOM RULES MAN READING IS TO MIND WHAT EXERCISE IS TO BODY BODY IS TO ACTION & ACTION IS TO THOUGHTS EAT TO PLEASE YOURSELF & DRESS TO PLESE OTHERS BECAUSE PRAISE IS THE SWEETEST OF ALL THE SOUNDS BOOKS ARE THE TRUE FRIENDS BECAUSE A TRUE FRIEND IS A SOUL IN TWO BODIES NO MAN WAS EVER GREAT WITHOUT A DIVINE GRACE BECAUSE GRACE IS ETERNAL A STRANGER EYES THE CLEAREST BECAUSE HE SUSPECTS LESS & THINKS MORE NECESSITY MAKES THE TIMID MAN BRAVE AS BRAVERY IS MASTERY AGAINST FEAR PAIN OF MIND IS WORSE THAN PAIN OF B

TIME MACHINE

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TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE YEAR ASK A STUDENT WHO FAILED IN THE EXAM TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE MONTH ASK A MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO PREMATURE BABY TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE DAY ASK A DAILY WAGE LABOUR TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE HOUR ASK A LOVER STANDING AT THE BUS STOP TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE MINUTE ASK A PERSON WHO MISSES THE TRAIN TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE SECOND ASK A PERSON WHO SURVIVED AN ACCIDENT TO REALISE THE VALUE OF ONE MILLI-SECOND ASK A PERSON WHO WON THE SILVER MEDAL IN OLYMPICS
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A Mother's Love

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My poem on mothers love DEEPER THAN OCEAN’S STILL SMOOTH LIKE TIDES OF RIVER HIGHER THAN THE MOUNTAINS UPHILL CARING AND LOVING SWEET LIKE HONEY JOYFUL AND GAY LIKE SUMMER SUNNY DAY LIKE DANCING TREES IN COLD BREEZE LIKE FALLING SNOW AND SOFT RAINDROPS LIKE THE RADIANT SUN ON MOUNTAIN TOPS PEACEFUL AND BENEVOLENT LIKE DOVE WITHOUT ANY BOUNDARIES STAND’S MOTHER’S LOVE

What is Life's Recipe ?

We eat nice,healthy, delicious and tastier foods.We might be knowing the ingredients,recipes how to prepare them .But anybody knows how to make perfect recipe for life Here is the answer.First of all ingredients are Ingredients are:- 5 CUPS OF LOVE 4 CUPS OF KINDNESS 3 CUPS OF ROYALTY 1 CUP OF HOPE 2 SPOON OF CHEERFULNESS SOME SLICES OF HUMOUR 2 CUPS OF HAPPINESS 3 SPOONS OF LAUGHTER TAKE LOVE & KINDNESS AND MIX WELL WITH HOPE ADD ROYALTY & BLEND UNTIL A PASTE IS FORMED SO HAPPINESS IS FORMED ADD CHEERFULNESS CHOP THE HUMOUR FIRMLY SPRINKLE IT WITH LAUGHTER SERVE WITH SMILE TO FRIENDS AND FOES THIS WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE DISH MORE TASTIER,PROSPEROUS AND JOYOUS

Discovering new element in the periodic table

NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT ;WOMEN SYMBOL;WO+ ATOMIC MASS; ACCEPTED AS 53.6 KG ISOTOPES MAY VARY FROM 40-200KG OCCURRENCE;COPIOUS QUANTITIES IN URBAN AREAS PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1) BOILS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE 2) FREEZES WITHOUT ANY KNOWN REASON 3) MELTS IF GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMANT 4) BITTER IF INCORRECTLY USED 5) SWEET AS HONEY IF GIVEN SPECIAL TREATMENT CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1) HAVE GREAT AFFINITY FOR GOLD SILVER AND RANGE OF PRECIOUS STONES 2) MAY EXPLODE SPONTANTNEOUSLY WITHOUT ANY PRIOR REASON 3) MOST POWERFUL REDUCING AGENT KNOWN TO MAN USES 1) HIGLY ORNAMENTAL 2) CAN BE GREAT AID TO RELAXATION TESTS 1) PURE SPECIMEN TURNS ROSY PINK WHEN HAPPY 2) TURNS PALE RED WHEN PLACED IN A BAD SPECIMEN

The ten most commonly used internet passwords you should never use

Every internet browser who is browsing,downloading and uploading have email id (elctronic mail ). According to recent survey it has been seen that all the people more or less have nearly 10 common passwords which makes it easier for hackers to hack your account. The 10 most common passwords:-(according to me) 1.123456 2. 12345 3. 123456789 4. Password 5. iloveyou 6. princess 7. rockyou 8. 1234567 9. 12345678 10. abc123 so i suggest all readers (blog viewers ) to change your passwords.I think that most of the password used by Indians are "PASSWORD" .